[ID: three sketches of sphynx cats done in black ballpoint pen on white paper. the first image shows a sitting sphynx with darker colouring on its muzzle. the second image shows the head and shoulders of a sphynx looking at the viewer. the third image shows the head of a sphynx looking to the side. end ID.]
wrinky
every girl should be given a 6tb hard drive for free so she can store her little collection of illegally obtained 4k ultra hd movies
by the way i'm the reason why they send weathermen into hurricanes and shit. "it's needless and dangerous!!!!!" i don't care. every day i call into CNN and demand they send their most pathetic newscaster into a storm to watch them be knocked down by wave and wind and they sigh and say yes ma'am. and i do this all for nasty, sexual purposes, if you were wondering.
my favorite part of this post is people started tagging it with names of characters i've never heard of so i got curious and googled them and like a third are just tagging it as their local weatherman. very funny.
There's a whole community of storm chasers so I don't think we should exclude the possibility that the weathermen like it
bro are you seriously skipping labia day at the gym
If dracula busted inside you he'd call it a screampie or some shit
He'd say im gonna edraculate
I must not buy. Buying is the purse-killer. Buying is the little-dopamine that brings total bankruptcy. I will face my wishlist. I will permit the limited time sale to pass over me and through me. And when it has expired I will turn the inner eye to see its impulses. When the mania has gone there will be nothing. Only $ will remain.
i love the concept of never taking jewelry off like wearing it even when you’re naked or showering or whatever
